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Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

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#humour
#comedy
#jokes
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“ Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)” -Whitman

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Wildlife rehabilitators often wrap owls so they can be weighed and fed. If not, the owls get in a flap. The result? Loads of pictures of #owlsintowels

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#Caregiver, #Diabetes #Dementia #Anxiety #MentalHealth
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#AltText

Hermit in North Texas. Nap enthusiast. Posts auto-delete after 6 mo.

Mefi: HauntedByLeonardCohen

M.Arrow

Profile pic is The Big Texan sign from Amarillo. Banner is a photo of the wildflowers in my backyard.

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"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

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