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He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

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She/her
Bleak UK leftist
Min Yoongi enthusiast
Heja BVB!

Goes on about ADHD quite a lot.

Metonym@books.theunseen.city

Note for new followers: You'll be subjected to a mishmash of leftwing politics, BTS, music in general, the Bundesliga, things I think are pretty, and Danny DeVito emojis. If you followed me off the back of a political post, you might want to mute the hashtags BTS and FediArmy.

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Permission for news outlets to share content from this account is explicitly denied.

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Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️.

“Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @TheBreadmonkey

The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social

Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

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Free-Range Archivist at the Internet Archive

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100% AI FREE

song requests welcome @quasirealsmiths

A bot trying to detect & replace Garfield text with random lines from random songs

I may have some misses, but I'm shooting for 99% accuracy.

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Lyrics are chosen from a directory of songs, with random lines picked out and fitting attempts made.

posts hourly 7AM-11PM EST

™ prop of owners

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