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"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.

👹🐍☠️

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