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You get me at my shitpostiest

pfp : me, a chick in big sunglasses and bigger hat on the shore of Rock Creek Lake
header: meme of multitudes of earbuds headed toward a 7" LP with a caption : this is how I was created

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Human, hEDS/ADHD and Im sure theres a dash of autism there too, disabled enough, they/them/he. :blackblob:

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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

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I can't even. I can't odd either, so you see my predicament.

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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell

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Meh

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childless cat parent who paws at network engineering :neocat_laptop:

I have been called the Dr. House of IT by my coworkers

I am the dazzle at the heart of the Fediverse. I am the glint in the eyes of the mad. I am the last thing you see before you fall into the abyss.

enby, they/them :neocat_flag_nb:
Masc and fem dual boot on masc hardware :shrek_yell:
See more about my pronouns here: https://en.pronouns.page/@tekeous

Flirting is okay but I’ll probably reciprocate. :neocat_heart:
Headpats, boops, and cuddles are always okay :neocat_pat_floof:
I am frequently horny on main, boost inappropriate content, or otherwise interact with explicit accounts. :neocat_googly_blep:
Minors, do not interact. :neocat_police:

AuDHD :neocat_googly_shocked:
Doubleshot depresso espresso with anxiety cream :neocat_cofe:
New Zealander living in the US :mike_wazowski:

“Dork” - @Axolotl1
“Dork” - @0x6e6174
“meow :neocat_floof_cute:” - @ellis
“nico is who I pretend to be” - @ghostlyash
“Underwater elephant jumpscare” - @tay
“extremely fucking cute and pretty and pettable” - @freya
“mrow?” - @0x6e6174

“Ghost of Starlight” from a poem(https://mastodon.sdf.org/@Aphelion/115471016148146532) by @Aphelion

Posts auto-delete after 3 months excluding media content, so the memes should stay.
#nobot #noindex #noai #nsfw

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https://justmytoots.com/@checkychubber@beige.party

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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

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🏴‍☠️JollyRobber🏴‍☠️

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